Reason why never visit a 5 star hotel....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

wink

yeah..yeah
oracle class is over!![wink]
tersangat lega!!

No need to think'Show Error',Begin....End;','Procedure...Package' and so on but all i need to think now is going back!!!!!!! xoxox

cant wait for tomorrow!!
the whole family will pick me up

[exclude Alang she need to stay at hostel coz SPM exam]
n then terus balik kampung at Johol N9..
Ayah said "rumah lama tak di tidurkan,so we need to stay for one nite"
Aiyak..sleep at opah's house.. [sigh]
I think it is about 1 year we are not stay at opah's house since she sick and stay at my house.
Only visit the house to clean it up..
Aiyak..cant imagine lot of "tahis kelawar & katak" here n there.. errrkkk.... rumah tinggal [sigh]

Hurmmm..holiday still holiday..
But i need to find out the topic for Final year project

[cant believe Im final year student!!!]
Idea..idea..
Blur la.. dunno wut to do..
Next semester kena propose topic and proposal..
Huh..anyone..help me find out the topic.. I need topic which can be relate wif management system ex: stock.
Programming language : JAVA..
Hurmm JAVA!!!
Hahaha..satu posisi yg sgt bahaya..Im not expert in JAVA..
En.Sanusi who is my supervisor asked me to use JAVA..
Its a risk..n i love to take a risk..n love to challenge myself to do new thing!!..xoxoxo..
Amin~ hope everything will be ok la time buat project tu nanti..
So guys help me find the topic.. help..help..help...

The art of vegetables

I'm so impressed with it. Its look very real!! What do you think??

Malaysia Future StarBucks

I've no idea where the shop is??

Music and Lyrics : Part II

Have u ever watch Music and Lyrics starring Hugh Grant and Drew Berrymore [etc]. So sweet this movie.You should watch it. Actually this movie has been released around February 2007. Haha quite a long time huh. NVM. xoxoxo

Here are some review bout this movie.

Alex Fletcher[Hugh Grant] is a washed-up '80s pop star who's been reduced to working the nostalgia circuit at county fairs and amusement parks. The charismatic and talented musician gets a chance at a comeback when reigning diva Cora Corman invites him to write and record a duet with her, but there's a problem--Alex hasn't written a song in years, he's never written lyrics, and he has to come up with a hit in a matter of days. Enter Sophie Fisher[Drew Berrymore], Alex's beguilingly quirky plant lady, whose flair for words strikes a chord with the struggling songwriter. On the rebound from a bad relationship, Sophie is reluctant to collaborate with anyone, especially commitment-phobe Alex. As their chemistry heats up at the piano and under it, Alex and Sophie will have to face their fears--and the music--if they want to find the love and success they both deserve.

Wanna hear the song which Alex and Sophie had wrote click here

Oracle PL/SQL

Finally the class begin.
Surprised!!!!
we need to finish all chapter within 5 days..
Wahh...masak duk dalam class dlm tempoh masa yang agak lama!!!
For the first day experienced it is very very very challenging class for me.
Need to wake up early!!! I'm quite sleepy.Mi eyes cant open plus I had headache.
Whats that mean? Mean I cant concentrate in the class today.. All the input aren't store into mi hard disc..
Even though i had 2 partition still cant store.. blur..blur..blur...
My mind and my soul are now in mi hometown.Only body is here..
Maybe thats is the one reason why I'm not fully concentrate for this course.Miss mi home so so much..

TEKA-TEKI

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?

Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.


2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?

Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M


3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?

Answer: Kuih salah bikin.


4) Binatang ape power Karate?

Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.


5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?

Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.


6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?

Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'


7) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?

Answer: Pembohong...


8) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?

Answer: Usus


9) binatang tubuhnya kat kepala?

Answer: Kutu


10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

Answer: Neneknye si katak


11) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?

Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'


12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?

Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'

- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'


13 ) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?

Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe


15) Sape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

Answer: Tukang gali kubur


16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?

Answer: Tahi hidung dan Tahi telinga


17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?

Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...


18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa gile ape...


19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?

Answer: Dengan susah pa

Cara Terbaru Menyebar Virus HIV

Berikut adalah artikel yang perlu diambil perhatian sekiranya anda belum membacanya... Sila baca artikel berikut mengenai orang yang HIV positif seronok menyebarkan virus HIV. Ianya pernah ke udara di dalam Televisyen Thai di mana pesakit HIV ditangkap & didakwa, tapi apa gunanya, beliau telah merosakkan ramai orang awam yang tak berdosa. Jadi sila berhati-hati... Beberapa tempat berbahaya dan kebarangkalian menemui jarum penyuntik yang telah digunakan penagih

1. Di kawasan pantai. Apabila anda berjalan di pantai sila pakai selipar atau kasut, ada penagih dadah yang melakukan aktiviti di tepi pantai danmenimbus jarum penyuntik di dalam pasir. Penyuntik ini kemudiannya terdedah akibat ombak.

2. Di kawasan permainan kanak-kanak. Satu lagi kawasan pilihan penagih.Terdapat kes di Australia di mana kanak-kanak yg tak berdosa telah tercucuk jarum penyuntik apabila beliau turun daripada papan lunsur & kemudiannya didapati HIV positif.

3. Di panggung wayang. Sila pastikan kerusi yg anda duduki. Kes yang terjadi apabila seorang perempuan duduk di kerusi beliau dan terasa sesuatu benda mencucuk. Beliau berdiri dan mendapati ada penyuntik dan nota berbunyi "Welcome to the real world, you are now HIV positive' .Doktor telah memeriksa jarum tersebut & mengesahkan ianya terdapat virus HIV. Ianya berlaku di Hawai jadi berhati-hati... .

4. Di Georgia & Florida , ada kes menunjukkan pesakit HIV meletakkan penyuntik di dalam tempat mengembalikan syiling, mesin air minuman... jadi pastikan bila anda membeli air atau kandi, perhatikan betul-betul tempat mengembalikan wang syiling... .mungkin terdapat jarum penyuntik di dalamnya.

5. Di restoran Burger King, pesakit HIV yang juga pekerjanya meletakkan sedikit darah di dalam burger & mencampurkan dengan mayonis dan salad. Ianya seperti sos. Jadi cuba jangan pesan burger dengan mayonis & sos Order di tempat lain. Ini adalah nyawa anda. Sila'foward' maklumat ini sebanyak mungkin kepada orang lain, especially orang yang anda cintai, anak anda
dan sesiapa saja...

Dr Yasmin Anum Mohd Yusof
Associate Professor & Head Dept. of Chemical Pathology
School of Medical Sciences
USM, Kubang Kerian, Kelantan , MALAYSIA .


::thanks Zurnie for this article..

The Seekers:The Dark Is Rising

Finally I watched diz film even though its has been release last month[thanks Effa for diz movie]..xoxo Doesn't have enough time to visit cinema coz of da tight schedule ..xoxox..hampeh jer.. Pendek citer no time,no money.. Overall da story so-so je la...Actually diz film is based from da novel and the author is Susan Cooper..Em nak comment byk2x pasal movie ni pun bukan pandai kritik pun.. For me if compared diz film with Eragon..It is much better to watch Eragon rather than diz movie..xoxox..So here are some review for this movie ..N those yg interested nak tgk movie ni check out the original cd k:

The film tells the story of Will Stanton, a young man who learns he is the last of a group of warriors who have dedicated their lives to fighting the forces of the Dark. Traveling back and forth through time, Will discovers a series of clues which lead him into a showdown with forces of unimaginable power. With The Dark rising, the future of the world rests in Will’s hands.

p/s: can't wait for da next movie of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

New Skin[AGAIN]!!

xoxox..
Again..new skin.. and plus with new tagboard... xoxox quite bored with da old one so i decided to change it..
Facebook...arghhhhh..I'm addicted with facebook...especially pirates application... Anti wif one of da pirate in the application.. Alyo Gaska.. "Huh kamoo igt kamoo sudah hebat yer!!" He's alwiz keep bullying me...Alwiz trap me wif his bomb..."Eleh baru ada 10 bomb..kerek er..."....hahaha[gelak pirate] You wait Alyo.. I will attack you!!! xoxoxoxox....

Olympus 795SW

Check out this gadget.. So cool.. Olympus 795SW.. This camera can take photo underwater?? woo.. even though before this i have seen many camera with can take photo underwater but diz one i dunno why when i watched NTV7 Breakfast Show this morning and they showed this cool camera.. Seriously I fall in love with this camera.. For the pixels its 7.1 megapixels... xoxox.. Bila la nak byk duit ni..I want this camera!!!!..

Final Exam Over

Alhamdullilah..
My final exam is over..The last paper is Web based Application.. Overall da questions is ok n quite tough especially in section C[essei] but I dont have enough time to think and oso to "goreng" da coding in section C... They only given us 2 hours to answers all da questions..but damn the given time its not suitable compare to the questions...I mean the estimations time to answer da question..They shoud give us 2hours and half(sigh)
Hurmmm..Past is past..Now just waiting for da result.."Hampeh" or not..Just wait and see..Just pray and pray...Hope my pointer will not "kebabommm" like a bomb..if "kebabommm" with flying colors..fine..but....(sigh)
Still staying at Malacca for Oracle [PL/SQL] prof.cert class.. The class will begin 19/11/07 until 23/11/07..Thanks ALLAH only 1 week..xoxoxox

Music and Lyrics

Thanks Putri for giving me diz song...
After diz I will watch da movie keyh... maybe after exam.. xoxox
Anyway Happy Birthday to Putri.. 21 years old.. Happy alwiz with him..xoxo

Title:Way Back Into Love
Artist: Hugh Grant & Drew Barrymore

I've been living with a shadow overhead
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I've been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on

I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need em again someday
I've been setting aside time
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
Oh oh oh

I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I've been searching but I just don't see the signs
I know that it's out there
There's got to be something for my soul somewhere

I've been looking for someone to shed some light
Not just somebody just to get me throught the night
I could use some direction
And I'm open to your suggestions

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end

There are moments when I don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you
I'm hoping you'll show me what to do
And if you help me to start again
You know that I'll be there for you in the end

Class Party 2007

Today my class [3 BITS] had our class party.. Actually party tu like "Jamuan Hari Raya" xoxo.. Lama dah planning wif our PA..n today baru dapat buat...Credits to Azizah coz willing arranged majlis tu utk kitorang...Thanks to Pn.Azlianor and En.Amir coz sudi luang masa ngan kitorang.. N our special guest today is En.Suhaizan..husband Pn.Azlianor..So sweet both of them... But poor En.Suhaizan cannot eat coz fasting..So then,Pn.Azlianor "tapau" for her husband...xoxox so sweeeeeeeeetttt...

En Amir,Wana and Pn Azlianor

The party is so-so je..coz ada incident yg xsepatutnya berlaku..emmmmm...so bengang bila ingatkan balik...Anyway...Thanks guys for da commitment eventhough buat kat cafe je...xoxox :p

3 BITS S1/G1 with En.Amir



3 BITS S1/G2 with Pn.Azlianor

more pictures

Its PINK

Dear bloggy,
Tomorrow i have paper but still can change the skin of diz blog...
so here it is..PINK..
oooook...enough2x...continue study..
diz is maybe da temporary skin..i think so. :P
guys wish me luck for my paper tomorrow..
Software Testing And Quality Assurance..
Actually hate diz paper..
but lurfe da lecturer.. xoxox :P

Dedicated to Syira

http://members.home.nl/saen/special/zoeken.html

its quite interesting links.. so visit it keyh...

Syira,hope you will love diz video..xoxox